How to cowboy up and stop being such a pussy

If you or another male you know carries a man purse, visits tanning salons, wears a bicycle helmet, or listens to Kenny G, then this is a must read. Skip the pitch, and drop to the bottom of the page to buy.

"I thought a bicycle helmet was manditory. I had no idea it made me look like such a wimp." - Brent M. New York "I used to play high school football, I was pretty good in fact. I never thought I had a problem- until reading Max's book, I didn't even realize I was drinking through a straw, only eating meat on Sunday, and driving a minivan. Truth be told, I haven't said a bad word in years." - Shanus C. Dallas, TX "Only days after reading "How to cowboy up..." I started getting respect from my girlfriend. She kicked her ex-boyfriend out of our apartment, FOR GOOD- and I told him if he didn't pay us the back rent, I was gonna kick his butt!!- Thanks Max!!"- Colub S. Laramie, Wyo. "Max's recipe for "bikini remover" was worth the cost of the book in and of itself. I was lucky enough to be invited to my neighbors pool party recently where his daughter, home from college had a bunch of her co-eds attend, and I made a few pitchers. This guy knows his stuff, that's all I'm saying."- Gary B Tampa Fla. "I had a squirrel in my fireplace for a week. Afraid to confront it, I read Max's book cover to cover- then I wacked the little bugger. Thanks Max!!" Peter K. Bangor, MN. "This product contains adult language and situations, and is not meant for those under 18 years old."